Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.

It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"

by Survival Guide May 12, 2010

the hoe filter

Snapchat filters are created by Snapchat (hence the name) and used by Snapchat users in order to optimize the fun of using the popular mobile app. The hoe filter is one of the most popular filters, as it is frequently used by hoes (hence its name). The filter itself has an innocent design adding dog ears and tongue on the face of the individual placed in the center of the screen, e.g. a hoe posing with 'adorable' dog features.

Kyle: "So'up mate. I hear you are seeing a new girl!"
Matt: "Na. She might be a hoe..."
Kyle: "Well, how can you tell?"
Matt: "Yesterday she created a MyStory of her posing with The Hoe Filter for more than 60 seconds."
Kyle: "Oh she's that kind of girl..."
Matt: *sighs*

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by sugary April 9, 2016

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012

Filterso

En Filterso er en person som kun uploader billeder til Instagram med filter, med formålet at få sig selv til at se bedre ud end de er i virkeligheden. En 7'er med Instagram filter er kun en 4'er irl.

Hey Aksel, har du set hende her filtersoen på insta?

by byen April 15, 2015

Filterfishing

To lure someone on dating apps or social media with heavily filtered and edited photos. It’s you, but like... not really. Not quite catfishing, but almost.

His date showed up looking 10 years older and 40 lbs heavier. That girl went filterfishing.

by MContrary January 13, 2020

Egg Filter

An egg filter is a filter u use on snapchat to show your eyes and lips but nothing else. It is usually either used when u are insecure or when u wanna make a funny face for someone. Kaelynn uses this alot

Kaelynn Weber: look at this hilarious filter i found its and egg filter
Nick: wow so cool

by swaggycashmmoney23 May 16, 2020

Sticky Filter

A sexual act that involves having sex with a condom. After the male comes in the condom he takes the cum filled condom and holds the tip and using his other hand and pinching the condom tight and sliding down the condom pushing all the cum out of the condom. To perform a true sticky filter it must be drained onto the girls face.

Brandon: How did your date go last night?

MP: It was amazing! She is one of the classiest women I have ever met.

Brandon: So you guys didn't sleep together?

MP: Oh we totally fucked.

Brandon: How is she classy?

MP: After we fucked she asked me if I would give her a TRUE sticky filter and I aim to please so that is what she got. A face full of cum.

Brandon: WOW! Sounds like your kind of woman.

MP: I am taking her to meet my mom tomorrow.

by Moppe May 4, 2009