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Ballooning

The act of burping into a girl's vag while proforming oral sex. Her uterous then expands to an enormous size causing her great pain. This often happens when the male has eaten KFC causing him to increase his burping frequency.
"Fuck, my boyfriend gave me a hard core ballooning and it hurt like no other."

What were you doing the other day, Curtis? "Oh I was just ballooning some whore."
by Curtis and Matt December 12, 2010
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Ballooning

When fingering a girl, the girl may make a noise of a deflating balloon. It is often caused by hardcore finger action.
What happened between you and Chloe?" "I fingered her so hard she started ballooning" "Nice
by Josh Smileey November 1, 2010
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ballooning

One of the most fun things to do in the entire world. An act that consists of a large shopping bag full of water balloons, skilled throwers, and a patient driver. The people drive around looking for innocent pedestrians, and they launch water balloons at them. This is very fun (especially if you know your victim), but extremely hard to get good at.
Variations of this activity include a game, where you score points!

1 point for a snipe. (a hit anywhere that gets them)
2 points for a direct hit. (an awesome shot that nails them.
5 points for a head shot. (rare but rewarding)
Dude #1: "Yo guys, let's go ballooning, I think my brother and his friends are walking home from school."

Dude #2: "Hell yeah, I'll snipe them, so bad they will look like they jsut got out of a wimming pool."
by Dan May 23, 2005
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Ballooning

when a man places his foreskin on to his partners anus, then his partner proceeds to pass gass in to the foreskin, causing his foreskin to balloon up, hense the name "ballooning"
i wonder if she is into Ballooning
by bansky April 15, 2008
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Ballooning

To get high, as in smoking weed, to the point where you feel like you're flying in a hot air balloon.
Man, we went ballooning last night... I couldn't even say my own name I was so far up in the clouds.
by jimbo-jenkins May 28, 2010
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Water Ballooning

the practice of urination in ones partner whilst wearing a condom
"honey we are going to have to stop, one needs a slash"
"that's ok honey you can keep water ballooning me"
by Owen Karlsonick October 14, 2011
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Water Ballooning

When you cum in a girl so much her stomach inflates.
Yo me and Rochell were fucking then that bitch turned into a water balloon. Water Ballooning.
by IAmToxix October 9, 2018
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