fadonk

To launch a high velocity male genitalia upon the cheek of the opposite sex.

I am about to fadonk that ho and brand her with my mark.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Fakeon

Slang for fake bacon. It is usually made of soy protein. A favorite of vegetarians and those who are watching their weight or cholestorol

Man, this fakeon is really good--I can barely tell the difference!

by Lucius Malloy's Boy May 6, 2011

Falonne

Nice girl always there for her friends. Talentued and crazy. Big heart and she’s LIT !

Falonne is LIT

by Faae October 25, 2017

Facon

Fake bacon. A vegetarian substitute for bacon, usually made from Textured Vegetable Protein (T.V.P).

"Instead of a B.L.T I had an F.L.T for lunch, meaning Facon, lettuce and tomato."

by Robert Del Fonté January 6, 2008

Big Fakin

The act of acting brand new to a situation or acting as to be not a part of something taking place. Usually used when you act surprised about something you are involved in and try to claim innocent of the situation. Many Texans use this term in order to call out friends that are acting as if they are not involved in the situations at hand.

Carl: "Hey did you try to holla at that chick the other day?"
Mike: "Naw bro, I don't even know what you are talking about."
Carl: "Man get outta here with that Big Fakin."

Lamar:" Man i know that girl heard me call her name, but she looked at me like she didn't know me. She need to get outta here with that Big Fakin"

by Brown Album December 8, 2009

fakenger

A bike riding poseur who dresses in messenger gear and rides a fixed gear but is not a messenger. They can be found in most major cities, ie Portland, S.F.

That fakenger thinks he's hot shit, but all he does is ride around all day being a jackass.

by flippyflappy October 5, 2006

Fakompliment

Fake + Compliment

It's what you do when someone compliments you and in the awkward silence after, you decide to make up a fake compliment to try to be nice like them but they can see through your fakeness you pig!

Ryan: You hair looks really cute today Ashlyn.
Ashlyn: Uh...your face is really smooth today Ryan!
Ryan: Did you just fakompliment me? Forget THIS, I'm going to play WoW with my REAL friends!

by Ryan Timothy January 29, 2009