fainted out

A term used to describe when someone passes out because of reasons other than alcohol consumption; used when one does not want to seem like a panzie and use the word faint but at the same time be clear in conveying that they passed out without being trashed.

Enrique: Hey dude, what happened to you last night? I called you to come party with us. You wouldn't ditch your buds and go party with someone else I hope.

Dude: Naw man, Ive been sick and I fainted out, I think I should go to the doc or something.

by kecook November 9, 2008

Fisted

The past tense of fist-bumping a friend

Dude! Lori gets fisted by so many people, lucky I wish I was popular

by doo doo 😛 August 31, 2020

fasted

v. 1 to get destroyed and humiliated utterly; OWNED. 2. the act of utilizing something.

Origin: from Mplayer Team Fortress online gaming. Started by members of MOB, Massive Threat, otz, etc.

"Sleazy got fasted up the hard."

"Gringo's BBC fasted multiple victims last night...repeatedly."

by Taimaishu May 24, 2004

Fapsted

Pronounced Fap-Sted, this word is used as a name for a school in which the teachers and/or students are somwhat or utter morons.

Dan: Have you seen Bill's new school? They don't get sex-ed until 9th grade!
Dylan: Yeah, its such a fapsted! Why the hell did his parents put him there?

by Smaster1755 October 18, 2012

dry fisted

When you are fucked over so bad it is equal to having a fist rammed up your ass with no lube.

i really got dry fisted at school today.

by Youngsandwitch November 24, 2015

Fisted

When a man puts his fist into a vagina.

Wow, I heard Lori totally got fisted last night.

by trips1232 April 28, 2010

Jupiter Fisted

Fisted hard by an alien, that you almost die.

Erin: "I got Jupiter fisted last night, I almost died"

Mitch: "You have to be careful with the Jupiter fisting, I had a friend that died"

by pvilleslut November 12, 2013