Facebinge

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.

Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!

by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009

festering hatchet wound

An unclean, smelly vagina.

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.

by mt1mp August 17, 2007

Facting

creating "facts" out nothing more than the noxious fumes that are created in and released from one's bowels.

the 2012 GOP convention hall had to be cleared out due to the massive amount of facting from various speakers. the smell was unbearable.

by omegaequalsone September 6, 2012

Faptoring

The act of masturbating to photos of the Ford F-150 Raptor.

Billy was late for work today because he was up all night Faptoring.

by tommytherangerwook July 23, 2021

festering

to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.

i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house.

by smethan December 27, 2007

festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

footering

someone who fucks around with your things. Lookin in places they aint meant to be lookin. Using stuff they aint meant to be using. Touching stuff they aint meant to be touching. Sometimes stealthily.

Don't go footering around with none o that shit that don't be concerning ya.

by Loveheart March 28, 2005