(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007
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Derived from a typo of facebook
Derived from a typo of facebook
"I was facebonking when her Father walked in."
After facebonking each other for a while, Jennie and Tom decided it was time to change their relationship status.
After facebonking each other for a while, Jennie and Tom decided it was time to change their relationship status.
by Rainbulimic July 1, 2008
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The feeling someone gets when they overdose on the completely meaningless updates, quizzes, applications, fan pages found on Facebook. Incorporates the Scottish slang word (the) boak
Joe: Hey didn't you get that important update I posted on Facebook about my new refrigerator getting delivered?
Jim: No I have Faceboak....
Jim: No I have Faceboak....
by BigFanDan September 20, 2009
Get the Faceboak mug.Like a facepalm, but something so mind-numbingly stupid that it results in violently slamming one's face into a hard, flat object in frustration.
by Mr_Shifty July 1, 2011
Get the Faceblam mug.A person who is a douche bag on Facebook. You know that guy who likes to talk about himself and tell you all about his day as if everyone cares. Then he proceeds to tell you how awesome he is and how many chicks he can score with, not to mention how many Jager Bombs he can do in a row.
1.A Facebag is someone who posts pictures of themselves with a camera phone flexing infront of the bathroom mirror
2.A Facebag is someone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person on facebook.
3.A Facebag is someone who makes the same face in every picture to try and look smooth.
4. A person who gives himself a a nickname like "The Situation" or "L-Bo"
2.A Facebag is someone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person on facebook.
3.A Facebag is someone who makes the same face in every picture to try and look smooth.
4. A person who gives himself a a nickname like "The Situation" or "L-Bo"
by Jason and Kathleen January 11, 2010
Get the Facebag mug.complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.
Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@
Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.
Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.
Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.
Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.
by copier19 October 28, 2010
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