Facebook-hot

Facebook-hot is a term used when describing someone who only appears to be attractive on their facebook pictures, but in real life is non attractive.

Steve: I went on a date with Cara last night.
Ron: Cara? Her pro pic is so hot. You're lucky.
Steve: No, actually it turns out that she's only facebook-hot.

by Bub for Bubs September 1, 2011

facebook hobo

A broke bitch looking for drugs money or place to live

Amy was a facebook hobo until she got what she needed

by Cc003 May 28, 2018

Facebook Quiet Hours

The hours of the night that begin somewhere around 11:30 PM and extend until mid-morning, when society frowns on interrupting a friend's late-night stalking or lurking on Facebook. Facebook feels quiet as a library, and you feel as though you are the only one on the entire site, because by this time your Live Feed has slowed to a halt. It is customary to ignore the presence of other online facebookers at this time unless they are very close friends, to allow everyone ample time for mindless late night facebooking, which may include but it not limited to Farmville, Mass Picture Stalking, or wall-to-wall reading.

Person 1: "Dude, last night I had 36 friends online, but I couldn't talk to them because it was during Facebook Quiet Hours."

Person 2: "Sucks. Same thing happened to me."

by GingerSnapRayRay May 15, 2010

Facebook Rush Hour

1.The time of day when your list of friends on chat exceeds from one friend online to forty friends online.

2.The time of day when everyone is logged into facebook. Usually between 4:00-5:00

Man 1: Dude, I was on facebook yesterday at 4:30, there were so many people on my facebook chat broke.

Man 2: It must have been Facebook Rush Hour.

by Phil Muhweenuh April 15, 2010

Facebook White House Troll

A Facebook White House troll is any person or thing that trolls the comment and reply section of the White House Facebook page with the sole intent of disruption. Posting disturbing images of violence, photo shopped pics of the President and other politicians and making general comments about birth certificates and socialism in order to create fear and intimidation in any manner possible. It is unclear if these posts are directed to the office of the POTUS or simply to harass supporters and others with legitimate comments and replies. What is clear is that they are trolls.

The Facebook White House Troll uses multiple accounts with anonymous user names to harass the president and his supporters.

by Decidedvoter October 28, 2011

Facebook Man Hoe

A guy that likes every slutty pictures posted by females on Facebook. He comments "sooo beautiful" and "hotttt" even though he is dating someone else. A jerk.

Sister: Are you and Lewis still together? I see in my news feed that he likes and comments on all the slutty pictures.

Lewis' Girlfriend: Yah he is a Facebook man hoe.

by JennDub July 16, 2014

facebook half hoe

A girl who posts fully clothed pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention and likes from men or women.

That girl sure is a facebook half hoe, she almost a facebook hoe.

by 12potatoes January 23, 2017