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witless fucking cocksplat

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others
used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat
by curtis450 September 7, 2017
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Fucking Cockass

Word used as an insult towards another individual.Originated from Jack Black.
Fred - Hey bill did you get me some of those Cheese Munchies?
Bill - No man sorry i forgot
Fred - You Fucking Cockass!
by Linearvermin owns the world September 4, 2008
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mother fucking cocksucking twat

A person who is not only a motherfucker, but is also a cocksucker and acts like a complete and utter fucking twat all of the time.
For fuck sakes man, what did you do that for you stupid motherfucking cocksucking twat!
by Begum March 14, 2005
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Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch

the eptiome of curse words, used in a stream of frustration
"Goddamn mother fucking cocksucking heinous bitch! i just lost my wallet!"
by hehe July 3, 2003
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Fucking Cockmuncher

Generally a phrase used to express severe dislike of a certain event or phenomenon.
Kid 1: We have a chemistry test today.
Kid 2: Fucking cockmuncher, man.
by jewsruletheworld January 19, 2009
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fucking cocksucker

Clichéd triple-insult, used when an object is sought after by multiple parties and time is of the esscence.
GUY 1:"Give me the keys you fucking cocksucker!"


GUY 2: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker motherfucker motherfucker!"


COP: "Knock it off!"

GUY 3: "Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

COP: "In english..."

GUY 3: "whata fuck? kbgdjgkjdgj Gi'e thi ke' y' f'in' c'suck'"

GUY 4: "Give me the keys you fuckin' cocksucker."

GUY 5: "Give ME the keys you fucking cocksucker."
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
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Fuckin Cock

Whenever you're in a professional setting, and you just had enough, use this term.
Boss: I need to speak to you in the morning, its about your pay.

Me: Fuckin cock!!!
by jelly beeaan January 16, 2023
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