by ProfessorBig August 18, 2010
someone who wakes up with fruit role up stuck to various body parts, including their face, neck, eye ball, labia majora, and taint. also finds plastic film in bed sheets. may have to cut fruit role up from dogs beard.
by Kadence W February 23, 2010
When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.
by MrInevitability July 14, 2017
The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."
by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 22, 2022
A sexual act in which you eat a girl on her period out and the blood and white chunks of discharge are left on your face until they dry. You then peel it off in strips and eat it like a fruit roll up.
My girl didn't want to have sex last night because of her period, but I'm a real man, so I gave her an Alabama fruit roll up.
by Jungle11B December 04, 2017
fruit roll up candy burrtio, or frucb
by weosffhdsfljweoifajlkfjasd January 10, 2022