mocha frappuccino

a delicious legal drug for Starbucks lovers all over the world

Courtney: Why are you acting so strange?

Alana: I haven't been to starbucks yet.

Courtney: What does that have to do with it?

Alana: I haven't had my mocha frappuccino yet!!!!

by Don' Quavria July 7, 2010

Mocha Frappuccino

Mind blowingly amazing. Cold drink, preferably from Starbucks containing all the ingredients of a mocha; one shot of espresso, some liquid chocolate and milk (cream optional), but blended with crushed ice. Tastes like a chocolate milkshake but better.

Wow it's hot, I could kill for a Mocha Frappuccino right now.

by Boo12345 November 15, 2012

Caramel frappuccino

When you cum in a woman's anus, shake her up, then insert a straw into her anus and drink it straight out. If desired, you can put whip cream on it.

I gave this girl a caramel frappuccino last night, and that bitch gave me extra caramel! I think I have E. coli or something now.

by Loc Tran April 11, 2008

Foamy Frappuccino

The act ejaculating in a cup of Starbucks cappuccino and then having your sex partner drink it.

Guy 1: Dude, you know that White chick I've been talking to?
Guy 2: yeah man.

Guy 1: I totally gave her a foamy Frappuccino last night, and she drank the whole thing!
Guy 2: Oh word?!?!

by Tgeter14 September 16, 2016

BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO

It's a new GENERAL PRODUCT idea at STARBUCKS that will be their biggest slam dunk MARKETING VICTORY and sales will soar with the COMMODITY PRICE of COFFEE BEANS.

Hey Listen there is this PUMPKIN and if you can kindly CAP off the BARISTA WARMED UP FRAPPUCCINO by giving me that long awaited STARBUCKS DEBUT presenting that COPYCAP MENU where if you want the FRAP CAP with same ingredients no problem and if you want that CAP FRAPP well the same is available by the BARISTA WARMED DOWN CAPPUCINO , as wouldn't you say that is AMAZING as you won't MISS NOW that CANADA MINT FLAVOR OF THE MONTH coffee anymore as nothing anymore at STARBUCKS will be "A QUESTION OF TEMPERATURE" and for the CHILDREN we have free STARBUCKS BALLOONS we fetched in back of KEVIN ROBERT JOHNSON'S BARN thanks to his good friend LAURIE that is always at his side for any sizable PARTY FAVORS.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 4, 2022

Flappuccinos

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.

Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

by The curious bibliophile July 9, 2018

Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.

Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

by streetwhiz May 14, 2009