Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.

Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!

by nocharge October 23, 2023

Urban Dictionary Founders

People who are probably just wondering where they went wrong making this.

Urban Dictionary Founders: We aren't going to approve this defintion, are we? They can't even spell defintion.

by imnot.creative.enough.for.this November 4, 2022

Founder

A member of the upcoming generation who self-defined themselves on MTV, thus showing them to be the most pretentious generation ever.

The high school kid proclaimed himself a Founder, but to us he was a flounder. So lame.

by drummin2life June 10, 2016

E.C.B.R.O. FOUNDER

Lead Research Investigator for the East Coast Bigfoot Researchers Organization. A Wildlife and Bigfoot researcher seeking out the truth and sharing his findings and pointing out the views behind his conclusions. A Legend!

www ecbrofounder.com

The E.C.B.R.O. Founder organizes many events throughout the year .

by Professor Scrotum D. Nutts May 31, 2022

fuck the co founder day

bully the co founder

omg its fuck the co founder day

by goodmorningmynameisjas December 8, 2021

The Founders Academy

public charter middle school + high school in new hampshire that grades you really hard and is okay as a middle school since all of the kids are kids who are “supposed to be smart” but definitely aren’t but once you get to hs it’s boring as hell. the teachers are also a total tossup of worst person you’ve ever met in your life, or really funny but also lowkey scary. and then there’s the teachers in the music department, which is a whole other story

“Bro I never see you at sports games where do you go”
“I go to The Founders Academy we don’t have any teams lmfao”
“Oh damn. At least you don’t go to Krieva”

by bananasquirrels877 April 20, 2022

Bro-Founder

Brothers, bound by DNA, who established an institution or corporation. Could also be two great friends who own a business together.

As Bro-founders, John and Jack really collaborate on a different level.

by Gerstenat January 8, 2018