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FML

what poser dickheads say to feel important and needed. the intended response is supposed to be something re-assuring, but don't ever give in to these attention-seeking wastes of DNA.

"Roughly translated": Fuck My Life
Ted: Ugh, I have so much homework. FML."

You: Shut up Ted, you're an idiot.
by cherrymygrapes July 2, 2009
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docter said stop smokin when i dont even smoke... FML!!!!!!!!!!!
by MEXISNIPER$$$20105 December 13, 2009
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"Fucking My Lady" polite way to say that you are fucking your girl. Used mainly on Myspace.
Larry: What are you doing man?
Bob: I'm FML!!
by effinyouup May 29, 2009
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FML stands for Fuck My Life. It is usually used when someone is extremely irritated with something happening to them.
FML !!!!I FELL ONMY RIGHT ANKLE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY SAID I SHOULDNT WALK ON IT FOR 10 DAYS !!!!NOW I HAVE AN INJURED BACK ARM LEG ANCKLE AND STOMACH !! FML FML FML !!!
by MidnightDawn October 30, 2010
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stands for "fuck my life", used when something really shitty happens
The love of my life won't talk to me anymore, I have no friends and all I do is go to class, study, and go to work. FML.
by KJ.T November 2, 2009
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Short for fuck my life, originating from Superbad.

Also, a popular website where people can come together and feel sorry for themselves.
Dude: Wow, he's on that website again?

Bro: Yeah, he says FML all the time now.

Dude: Maybe its time to GET OVER IT.
by stopsayingthat April 2, 2009
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Ugh, fml so hard.
by heymonday December 17, 2008
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