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Flimser

Someone who constantly lacks punctuality and will usually stand you up. Some that leaves you hanging... Someone with flimsy punctuality on going out nights such as a Friday or Saturday night. Usually in reference to a good friend, or someone that is 'that guy' or 'that girl'.
6p Saturday night: Flimser "Oh yeah bro I'll see you at 9:30p at your place and we'll go rock it".

9:30p Saturday night: Flimser "Oh sorry man I'm feeling a little tired, I've been working out all day I'm just going to stay in".
by nick kook March 10, 2009
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FMLIA

An out-of-place post. Submitted by someone who is so desperate to have their stories published that they'll post what should have been an FML to MLIA (or vice versa).
FMLIA:

Today, I found out that my sister has been masturbating with my electric toothbrush for the past three years and hasn't cleaned it once! MLIA

or

Today, I fed my dog. FML
by UnusedCliche November 29, 2009
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flimsy

The description of something in poor shape / flexibility.
Flimsy-armed Matthew.
by larstait October 28, 2003
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flim flam thank you ma'am

The act of copulation, carried out at speed and with little thought for the female's pleasure. The male is simply looking to ejaculate as quickly as possible.
'Flim flam thank you ma'am, I emptied my bags and left a deposit ...quickstyle'
by wayne gillespie July 6, 2005
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flimsy edge

A quality possessed by a girl who lacks moral fiber, likes penetration from any angle, and generally is considered to be a whore. She's the type of ho you slap after you fuck... and blow it on her nose.
A: Yo, you hook up with Christine last night?
B: You know it.
A: Damn that girl's got a flimsy edge.
B: What do you mean?
A: Well let's just say she has no straight lines...
B: You're not making any sense.
A: The only support that girl's got is in her bra...
B: ? (looks at A quizzically)
A: She's been around the block... She even banged C thru G.
B: No way.
A: No lie bro, D even showed her the discipline side of his
A: hand after he busted on her face.
B: Wow! She really does have a flimsy edge.
A: I told you.
B: I better go get tested...
by Adam "fucking" W February 23, 2008
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Filimon

The funniest guy on the planet he is super caring even if he sometimes seems distant. The best person on the planet to ft even if his jokes are TRASH his fake British accent makes up for it
Yabsera : *breathes

Filimon : “My name is Yabsera
by Filimon August 22, 2020
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Flimsy cardboard box

The mysterious things the man from the UPS truck brings to your doorstep.
Dude! The UPS guy brought me a flimsy cardboard box again! What should I do with it?
by Myrus June 25, 2017
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