by @bronationals13 October 16, 2012

Typical Flee-Mail sent at work: "I have a (Doctor, Dentist, etc) appointment", "I'll be out of the office on (Vac, Personal day, Sick Leave, etc", "I'm taking a Late Lunch.." "I'll be leaving the office due to a personal emergency, etc..."
by Kerry Baldwin October 12, 2008

by Poop George II October 30, 2008

An un-creative nickname given to Wisconsin Democrats who chose to flee the state in order to postpone a vote on a controversial bill. The name "flee-bagger" is a failed attempt at a nickname by Tea Party supporters offended by the 'Tea Bagger' nickname attached to their group.
The nickname fails because there is a relatively well known activity called "tea bagging", but no such activity of "flee bagging". Thus, if a "tea bagger" is one who engages in tea bagging, that means a "flee bagger" must be someone who engages in "flee bagging", an activity that makes no sense and does not exist.
It's like that episode of Seinfeld where George tries to insult someone by using the term "jerk store". The insult failed because there is no such thing as a "jerk store".
The nickname fails because there is a relatively well known activity called "tea bagging", but no such activity of "flee bagging". Thus, if a "tea bagger" is one who engages in tea bagging, that means a "flee bagger" must be someone who engages in "flee bagging", an activity that makes no sense and does not exist.
It's like that episode of Seinfeld where George tries to insult someone by using the term "jerk store". The insult failed because there is no such thing as a "jerk store".
Teabagger: "I can't wait to vote out those flee-baggers."
Sane person: "Huh? I understand the 'flee' part, but 'flee-bagger' makes no sense."
Sane person: "Huh? I understand the 'flee' part, but 'flee-bagger' makes no sense."
by freddy ferno April 12, 2011

A thing to describe an ugly kid who needs to be sent across the world to find a book to smash on their face to make them look smart
by Paul Zuez February 28, 2019

"Woke up this morning to give Jordan a kiss after a memorable one night stand. Realized they pulled a fuck n flee when my place was empty except for me and my cats. No phone number. No dignity. No goodbye. "
by TrueStories4689 November 20, 2016

by S Coop September 11, 2016
