finals brain

it happens during the end of the semester when you're studying for finals and say stupid shit

I'm gonna need some powerbull to get through the night... I mean red bull. Sorry, finals brain.

by ultimatefailure April 27, 2017

Finals Week

A state of purgatory in which the whole school is either cramming or having a panic attack. Particularly bad for students who are done with finals but are still waiting to go home. Antonyms include Syllabus Week.

Me:"Hey brah, wanna get shitfaced and bang some biddies?"

Friends: "Can't man it's Finals Week, I have to learn 16 weeks of economic theory, write two anthropology essays, and read the whole psych textbook for Thursday.

by magic Q December 14, 2013

Finals Hangover

That feeling after finishing final exams/coursework, where even though you have finished your work for the semester and should be celebrating, you just feel like crap.

Symptoms may include:

- Feeling like you still have work to do
- Inability to understand/speak the English (or your native) language (aka: not being able to brain because you have the dumb)
- Body aches
- Fatigue
- Slight to moderate Post Finals Depression

I have too much of a finals hangover to think of an example...

by tired_as_fuck May 14, 2013

Finals Face

A face having characteristics of baggy/tired eyes, acne break outs, oily skin, etc. due to staying up late studying for finals. Basically, you look like shit after studying for finals the night before.

dude1: Hey man, are you feeling OK? You look a little tired.
man2: Yeah, I'm OK. I just pulled an all nighter for my final today.
dude1: It looks like it. You got a case of Finals Face my friend.

by funkabee June 7, 2009

finals fat

The extra girth that is accumulated from eating fast fatty food to enable you to study longer in finals season. This often take place much later at night than you would normally eat.

"I don't think that shirt fits you."

"Yeah, I bought it last week when I was skinny, but now I'm finals fat."

by greenranger April 16, 2014

finals brain

When you stop functioning correctly because you have fried your brain trying to study for finals.

A: "Then I have to psychology for study."
B: "What?"
A: "I meant to say, I have to study for psychology. I just can't speak correctly."
B: "You just have finals brain."

by Hi_Mom April 27, 2017

Finals Week

n. a dormant superhuman power laying in young adults that comes out two-three times a year in times of great desperation.

After the marathon, Ralph went finals week on a fire hydrant to quench his thirst.

by schleets November 15, 2009