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felch

V. The act of sucking semen from an anus, typically another male's, and then either swallowing it, or kissing your partner and planting it in their mouths.
Dude, I really wanna felch. Get over here!
by Felcher March 13, 2005
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felch

to lick out the cum you have just injected into someone's anus. Usually performed by gay men.
Rob took it upon himself to felch his gay lover.
by sp00ky May 13, 2004
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felch

Felch has two meanings, depending on where you come from (ho ho, nearly a pun, there) and what sort of sexual community you belong to.

It's other meaning does indeed refer to the practise of de-fanging & de-clawing small rodentia (typically gerbils or hamsters) and inserting them into one's bottom for the sexual pleasure derived from the twisting & twitching of their death throes as they suffocate.

Roman soldiers also used to take advantage of an animal's death throes by sodomising geese, breaking their necks at the moment of orgasm.

So there you go.

God knows how much people do actually partake of rodent felching, mind. It seems a hell of a lot of fuss to go to just for a nice feeling up your bum. Why not try a twisty vibrator? They're resuable & far better for the karma.
Dennis went to the pet shop for some felching supplies
by Laurie August 23, 2004
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FELCH

To suck cum out of someone's asshole.
After I fucked him, I felched him. Got a mouthful of my own cum!
by WTF33139 August 27, 2009
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felch

a guy fucks someone in the ass, cums in the ass, then sucks the cum out with a straw
by me September 6, 2003
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Felch

Sucking the sperm or semen out of a lucky persons asshole right after youve made anal thrusts to their ass.
by Bob February 6, 2005
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felching

Sperm, recently deposited in an anus, sucked back out, usually with the aid of a straw.

Also known as: yoghurting, when a spoon is involved. Because of the spelling, yoghurting appears to be of US origin; unlike the spelling; yogurting, where the expression means something totaly different, about throwing yogurt at windows and cars, etc., usually on an Estate in the UK.

Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual frottage they normally engaged in.
Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual felching they normally engaged in.
by Jimi p August 11, 2006
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