Fartknocker

a kind of weasel of the two-legged variety.

That was such a low thing to do, Jack. You are a real fartknocker.

by Tim January 5, 2003

fartknocker

a term used from Dungeons and Dragons to refer to a character that tries too hard.

Man that fartknocker's helmet is so big and goofy looking he can't even tell if he's fighting an orc or a lamppost.

by Doug Bailey May 5, 2005

fartknocker

When you use chemical reactions to turn a fart into a solid. Then you knock on it.

The fartknocker was a renouned chemist.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Fartknocker

a person who farts a lot OR someone who is talking crap.

Example 1:
Jim: that girl looks like a whore
Greg:You're a real fartknocker aren't you?
Example 2:
(Jim passes a lot of smelly gas)
Greg: You freaking fartknocker!

by FartMaster5000 May 10, 2010

Bojangle Fartknocker

loser, punk, faggit, crap, or being or refering to someone as a stupid idiot

Are you kidding me what the Bojangle Fartknocker

by The World Of Coke May 19, 2010

Fartknocker

A guy who deserves to be farted on. Typically used by a guy whose drunk.

Dude that guy is such a fartknocker

by Teh greatest dick pick November 21, 2017

Fartknocker

A rascal who has causing mischief; a pest; a twerp

After stealing the salmon off of Ruth’s plate, the little fartknocker was scolded

by clappingexcessively May 25, 2020