Falonism

A religion in which you don't give a fuck.

Those who practice Falonism win the game.

by RadioKing01 December 12, 2009

Jimmy Fallon

A Jimmy Fallon is where you laugh, clap, lie back onto your chair and smack the table a dozen times then immediately stop laughing.

Conan O'Brien: And then my parents hated me-
Stephen Colbert: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *banging on table* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *clapping* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no.
Conan O'Brien: *Whispers to Jimmy Kimmel* He is such a Jimmy Fallon.

by Adrianne0620 December 20, 2019

Meat falcon

A penis

I pounded Jenny with my meat falcon.

by foxadactyl December 22, 2014

Falen

Falen... an amazing girl who is just, well, amazing. She is very smart, but at the same time extremely pretty (emphasis on the 'extremely'). While she is humble, sometimes that can act as a bad quality in the sense that she doesn't realize just how awesome she is. She is also nice, as well as really fun to talk to and be around. She is a tad shy around those she doesn't know very well, but as you begin to get to know her, there will never be a boring moment while you are with her. She is also quite funny, though doesn't share her sense of humor unless you are a friend.

Bryson was wondering if Falen wants to be his girlfriend.

by bgreal555 March 8, 2013

mister falcon

alternate of mother fucker

used in the edited version of die hard (1988)

yippie kai yay, mister falcon!

by sircasey February 18, 2009

pink falcon

The female equivalent of a blue falcon. Woman who screws over her peers in an effort to achieve her own short sighted goals.

Kim, don't be such a pink falcon!

by Hobo2 March 26, 2007

Kyle Falconer

Kyle Francis Falconer

Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'

Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.

The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.

Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.

E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.

"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."

by CheekyForAReason April 26, 2013