by anonymous March 23, 2021
Get the F.O.A.T mug.B.A.F.W.O.T., pronounced Bof-Wot, is an acronym for Big Ass Fucking Waste Of Time. Used to denote anything that one can consider a waste of time. For example:
I'm not going to try and find that needle in the haystack. It's not only cliche, it's a B.A.F.W.O.T.
You expect me to get my ass off this couch and help you find your keys? What a B.A.F.W.O.T.
Going to work after Superbowl Sunday? B.A.F.W.O.T.
World of Warcraft? B.A.F.W.O.T.
MLP:FIM? B.A.F.W.O.T.
You expect me to get my ass off this couch and help you find your keys? What a B.A.F.W.O.T.
Going to work after Superbowl Sunday? B.A.F.W.O.T.
World of Warcraft? B.A.F.W.O.T.
MLP:FIM? B.A.F.W.O.T.
by AttackoftheRoland January 23, 2014
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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife July 11, 2025
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TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).
TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).
Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.
Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.
Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.
Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.
Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.
by Japcola April 21, 2011
Get the T.O.F.T.S. mug.The condition of having left or abandoned someone or someplace, often abruptly, under difficult or unpleasant circumstances, and with the implication of not intending to come back. Colloquial misspelling of "ran off." The term is derived from the movie O Brother, Where Art Thou, in which an rather unlearned character wishes to convey to other characters that his wife left him but does not wish to say so aloud in front of his son.
by Edward January 6, 2004
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Get the T.O.F.T.S. mug.Tits out for the boys
A girl or woman with ample cleavage (frequently with lack of corsetry or other support) which is inappropriately exposed in public. So much so that it draws the gaze of all passersby regardless of gender, so astonished are others by the movement of said mammories
Often a rank attempt to gain attention from the specimens of the male gender. Only results in superficial attention though as they are hypnotised by seemingly independent movement during activities such as walking, running, climbing, and pole dancing.
A girl or woman with ample cleavage (frequently with lack of corsetry or other support) which is inappropriately exposed in public. So much so that it draws the gaze of all passersby regardless of gender, so astonished are others by the movement of said mammories
Often a rank attempt to gain attention from the specimens of the male gender. Only results in superficial attention though as they are hypnotised by seemingly independent movement during activities such as walking, running, climbing, and pole dancing.
by pumpkinhead99 November 6, 2010
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