D.F.F.C.

Drug free for Christ. Making a vow to God to keep you body pure from drugs and alchol all in His name.

Being drug free for Christ is much more important then idolizing a scene like straight edge. Iam drug free for christ since this life is about Him and not me.iam not straigt edge iam D.F.F.C.

by Jahway April 24, 2008

LUMP F.C.

The ultimate football team that is feared my others for pure skill , power ,and shooting ability.

Oh shit it’s LUMP F.C. we better run now 😨😨

by SAFFRONS_ARMY June 18, 2020

F.I.F.C.

F*ck it for Chris, as said by Jal and Michelle in Skins Volume 2 Episode 10. As in it doesnt matter, dont worry about it, let things be what they will. Chris's motto

F.I.F.C. lets get messed up

by skooks January 4, 2011

J.T.F.C.

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

J.T.F.C. that was retarded!

by JTrain September 11, 2008

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

Southampton F.C.

Possibly the greatest team ever to grace the beautiful game with possibly the best players in the history of the game all having times at the greatest club in the world, including the best player of all time Matt Le Tissier.

Matt: Yay, i have southampton F.C. tickets
George: Wow you lucky bow *bows down in awe*
Matt: I know!

by tedfred123 August 2, 2007

D.F.K.D.F.C.

Wrote on medical notes and stands for, Dont fucking know dont fucking care

"Nurse please Doctor Smith that i have seen his patient and im afraid its D.F.K.D.F.C."

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005