B.F.F.L.A.D.

Now, we have all heard off BFF (best friend forever), and BFFL (best friends for life), but I made this one up.:)

B=best
F=friend
F=for
L=life
A=and
D=death

"Dude, you're totally my B.F.F.L.A.D.!"
"God, you're so emo, get away freak, go be BFFLADs with someone else!"

by lainzy December 7, 2007

A.B.F.L

Awkward Bitches For Life

the awkward people who dont get invited to ANYTHING. everybody talks about their plans infront of the abfl's and dont even bother to ask them. they attempt to make it a secret but epicly fail. they try and hide it but once again... they suck at it. and the abfl's are loners yet again... A.B.F.L are not a fun thing to be.

by ladeydeeladedah June 29, 2011

F.L.A.R.

The rubric used to rate women. (Face, Legs, Ass, Rack) Each criteria is rated separately but is added all together in the end.
Each is worth 3pts. for a grand total of 12

Guy 1. Dude check out her! Shes a 10 on the F.L.A.R. scale.
Guy 2. Ya. Her face and ass is a three but her rack and legs are two.

by @@@###$$$%%% October 7, 2009

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

F.A.I.L

Many ppl don't realize that fail is an anagram for

F-ing
Awsome
Initial
Lose

Guy# 1-dude my teacher is really hot

Guy# 2-darn i gos stuck with some old lady

GUY # 1-F.A.I.L

*F.A.I.L can be interchanged with fail*

by Zygorff May 4, 2009

R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.

how you write rotflmao or roflmao if you are one of the people who uses capslock a lot, and also you are an illiterate artard

Geekuser1: R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.
Scott: what?
Geekuser1: R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O!!!!ONE!!!111!!
Some_Dude: ..laughing ass my off?
Geekuser1: :(
Scott: goddamn, you really are an idiot

by hardnrg November 7, 2006

L.A.F.F.E.E.

A gang of middle aged housewives who party hard in the city of Park Ridge. The group's name allegidly stands for Life After Forty, For Everyone and Everything; but underground information attests that the true meaning of the group is Life After Forty, F*** Everyone and Everything. Their known kingpin is Franny the Fox who's coverup job includes practicing the beatitudes. Don't let their smiles and love for wine and hurricanes fool you: these women are bad news.

"Those L.A.F.F.E.E. women are starting trouble again"

by Ricky the Rat December 11, 2008