eye⋅bor⋅tion (ayh-BORE-shun)
-noun
1.
A descriptive classification given to something that, when viewed, is so disgustingly horrifying to the viewer that they want to scrape out their eyeballs, put them in a plastic baggy, and throw them in the dumpster.
2.
The actual satirical medical procedure described above.
-noun
1.
A descriptive classification given to something that, when viewed, is so disgustingly horrifying to the viewer that they want to scrape out their eyeballs, put them in a plastic baggy, and throw them in the dumpster.
2.
The actual satirical medical procedure described above.
1.
"That pic on your profile is an eyebortion. You should remove it."
2.
"You need to remove that pic of your mom's neck from your profile - it's making me want to have an eyebortion. "
"That pic on your profile is an eyebortion. You should remove it."
2.
"You need to remove that pic of your mom's neck from your profile - it's making me want to have an eyebortion. "
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Pedophile who got exposed by the Secret Society and became a meme in the Fortnite Save The World Community for running loop streams and talking to himself.
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Get the eyecoat mug.When a girl gets her eyebrows waxed in such a way that the parts closest to the center of the face are round and as thick as natural brows, when the rest of the eyebrow is waxed into a thin line. This makes both eyebrows look like sperm, hence the name "sperm eyebrows."
Did you see Kelly's eyebrow wax? Total sperm eyebrows!
I told the lady who waxed my eyebrows to keep them as natural as possible, and look what she gave me--sperm eyebrows!
Dani got her eyebrows waxed really thin, but for some reason kept the front of them thick, they are such sperm eyebrows.
I told the lady who waxed my eyebrows to keep them as natural as possible, and look what she gave me--sperm eyebrows!
Dani got her eyebrows waxed really thin, but for some reason kept the front of them thick, they are such sperm eyebrows.
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