Hoboken Eyepatch

The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).

Ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found Steve sleeping. He then mounted the headboard of Steve's bed a gave him a full fledged Hoboken Eyepatch

by I.M.D. October 9, 2007

Eyepatch

Coolest article of clothing...ever.

With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags...by the dozens.

Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.

by El Barto May 11, 2004

DNA eyepatch

A man blasts his load in the face of another and it pools in that persons eye socket, creating a cum eyepatch of sorts. The optical version of a pearl necklace. The recipient may be male or female.

"Just as I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out of Sal's mouth and blasted right in his face. The whole load shot right in his left eye! It was the best DNA eyepatch ever!

by Iggy Pup November 30, 2006

Arabian Eyepatch

a. the act of resting one testicle on a girls eye socket while she gives you a blowjob and exclaiming a loud pirate, "Yaaarrrgh!"

b. similar to Arabian Goggles

Bob: How was your date last night?
Eric: I gave that Dirty Pirate Hooker an Arabian Eyepatch
Bob & Eric: Yaaarrrgh!

by Uniball June 28, 2012

elkview eyepatch

when someone is sleeping and you shit in their hand. you then tickle their eyelash, when they rub the eye it results in a eyepatch.

I gave kristy an elkview eyepatch for being a bitch.

by madeuce September 30, 2007

arabian eyepatch

A maneuver almost exactly like the arabian goggles, except done by a very unfortunate man who possesses only one testicle.

Kris: You bastard - you gave her the goggles didn't you!?
Joe: Na man I had to make it the arabian eyepatch, considering I only have one nut!

by DonJuan12 September 22, 2008

Puerto Rican Eyepatch

A sexual act in which a guy cums in a girl's eye, and immediately punches her in the same one, giving her a black eye.

Originated by a midwestern Puerto Rican.

Girl: That frickin' Erick gave me a Puerto Rican Eyepatch last night, I can't go out.

by Madi sonn. April 11, 2010