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expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been
i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso
by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018
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Super red expresso snow flake

A large rare bud that has a red glaze over it and smoke so sweet and smooth it's the best bud going around.
Damn bro what's that shit we smoked?
Super Red Expresso Snow Flake
I just shit.
by Blitz24/7 April 7, 2011
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Expresso

It is when girls meet together to discuss their feelings with friends over a cup of coffee, talk about problems, boyfriends and issues with themselves
(girl) I am going to have an expresso with my gal pals

(boy) My girlfriend is having an expresso with her friends
(other boy) You mean espresso?
by MsSpellingbee November 7, 2020
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Expresso Date

To speak vulnerable thoughts over a cup of coffee... Rather quickly, in a caffeine induced ramble.

Going out for coffee with a person you've always wanted to be honest with.
So, I went on an Expresso Date with this guy from Tinder, I think I said too much.
by Jeff06999 May 26, 2023
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Expresso Bean

Adderall or some form of substitute, usually taken in the morning like coffee
I just popped a expresso bean bro it got me going...
by EyelidCinema October 28, 2023
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Depresso Expresso

You're depressed, and mad, but mainly depressed.
by Jello.mke23 July 8, 2022
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Expresso

The stupid person way of spelling espresso because the first few letters kinda spell out express + an O at the end so that must be how it’s pronounced. Usually used by triggered Americans who make up their own spelling for things because they can’t spell properly.
Can I get a coffee with double Expresso?
“Sure I will try to express my feelings double for you.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 1, 2023
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