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Depresso Expresso

When you. (or someone else) are very sad for a brief time ( a hour to a day)
Person 1: I'm feeling depresso Expresso because my mom yelled at me for the last 3 days

Person 2: oh, I hope things get better

Person 1: thank

The next day

Person 2: hey you feeling better?

Person 1: yes! Hey wanna commit super smash Bros togerar latar?

Person 2: yeeeee
by PaperHatLad March 6, 2020
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brown expresso

When you take someone's water bottle that is not see through and take a Shit in it and fill up the remaining space with water. Then put the bottle back were you found it.
This guy is going to have a great surprise when he drinks the brown expresso that i gave him.
by albert18 May 19, 2015
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Starbucks expresso

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.
by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022
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Depresso Expresso

When you're sad but you dont know why and listening to Billie Eilish doesn't help
Hey man what's wrong with him.
Oh, he's just depresso expresso
by Veryswag April 10, 2019
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Depresso Expresso

A shot of expresso mixed with any hard liquor, but usually whisky.
“Well I’m spending this night alone so time for a depresso expresso
by Axubater November 17, 2019
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Human Expresso with cream

An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches.
You want a Human Expresso with cream?
by Billy the Exterminator's Cousi February 27, 2011
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mexican expresso

A sex position in which cactus skin full of spikes is wrapped around the males penis, and inserted in the females vagina. extremely painfull for both partys
Dude, that girl let me gave her a mexican expresso, she didnt even moan
by mufasa22 August 9, 2009
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