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excuse me, could you please leave

A reference to what Tyler Joseph once said in an interview while asked about his voice.

He was asked why his voice was deep in some songs but not in others and he explained he didn't like the sound of his voice; it was too high. He then gave an example to if he were to have a wife and children and someone were to break in and he'd yell but his voice would not be very intimidating.
"From the top of the steps I'm just gonna be like, excuse me, could you please leave? Nothing very intimidating about it'
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A term heard mostly from southern mom,that mean you have 5 seconds to shape up or you won't be able hear or sit for the next 3 weeks. Normally said in a somewhat calm tone that will freeze your blood
Mother: excuse me?
And that was the last thing poor Timmy heard before his death
excuse me by Coolkid_NOPE March 31, 2016

excuse the sexy 

A phrase given by one donning a too short and too tight hospital gown when her naughty bits are hanging out visibly.
Patient (while shimmying past nurse in doorway after putting on too tight, too short hospital gown): "Excuse the sexy."
excuse the sexy by father muskrat October 1, 2010

excuse my french 

Pardon my bad language, or forgive me for swearing.
excuse my french by smokeyjoe September 6, 2003

Excuse me wtf ?

To be confused about some wierd shit someone did or said
*guy shakes his dick around in public*
person: Excuse me wtf ?
*guy starts pissing*
Person:Excuse me what the actual fuckery?
Excuse me wtf ? by Excusemewtf December 14, 2018

excuse me what the fuck

Me: searches for bunny rabbit
*sexual term comes up*
Me: excuse me what the fuck

Excuse-ism

A religion practiced by millions worldwide
The core beliefs of excuse-ism are

1. I am the best and every time evidence shows otherwise it is somehow a mistake

2. I am never at fault for anything bad that happened even if I actually did it.

3. With a lot of help I can be as good as anyone who needs no help at all.

Due to it's Narcissistic nature, Excusism can not be taught by preachers, it is usually passed on from parent to child through heredity or spoiling.
Excuse-ism practicer fails out of his 3rd college his/her response will be "I had a rough childhood, I should be allowed to practice medicine because my ADHD and alcoholism are not my fault, even though they will cause the deaths of many treatable patients"
Excuse-ism by Awarren January 23, 2009