Jeff: "Hey man, you should swing by my place on Friday night. It's going to be a total excrement expo!"
Ryan: "Real shit show, huh? I'll be there!"
*Ding Dong*
Jeff: "Welcome to the shit show, man."
Ryan: "Um...it smells bad in here. Where's the keg? Why don't I see any hot girls?"
Jeff: "Even better my friend. This right here is a rare petrified dropping from a 15th century dodo bird...oh and this one over here came from a woolly mammoth 100,000 years ago!"
Ryan: "Dude. I didn't realize you meant that literally. This is a bunch of bullshit."
Jeff: "No, the bull shit is in the other room. Really interesting stuff. Let me show you."
Ryan: "Screw this. I'm swayze."
Ryan: "Real shit show, huh? I'll be there!"
*Ding Dong*
Jeff: "Welcome to the shit show, man."
Ryan: "Um...it smells bad in here. Where's the keg? Why don't I see any hot girls?"
Jeff: "Even better my friend. This right here is a rare petrified dropping from a 15th century dodo bird...oh and this one over here came from a woolly mammoth 100,000 years ago!"
Ryan: "Dude. I didn't realize you meant that literally. This is a bunch of bullshit."
Jeff: "No, the bull shit is in the other room. Really interesting stuff. Let me show you."
Ryan: "Screw this. I'm swayze."
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A clever saying from the book "Hocus Pocus" by Kurt Vonnegut that he uses as a term for the end of the Vietnam War.
This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.
This saying now can be said to reprisent the ending of something that you'd rather not say, such as a relationship or a friendship.
Girl 1: "Why don't you and Nick talk anymore?"
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."
Girl 2: "Well, after the excrement hit the air-conditioning, he just turned into a complete asshole and stopped talking to me."
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v. : to excramate
adj. excramation
bonus : excramation point (shit pulled out of ones ass on the finger and drawn into an exclamation point with an animted "dot" at the bottom) in other words the own.
- sajpp.
v. : to excramate
adj. excramation
bonus : excramation point (shit pulled out of ones ass on the finger and drawn into an exclamation point with an animted "dot" at the bottom) in other words the own.
- sajpp.
n.:You might wanna get that excramate off yo face.
v.: I just excramated all over oneself.
adj.: Thats some excramatory shit nig.
bonus.: What's that, this exclamation point is missing? Suck my dick, "act of an excramation point"...excramation point bitc.
- Sac.
v.: I just excramated all over oneself.
adj.: Thats some excramatory shit nig.
bonus.: What's that, this exclamation point is missing? Suck my dick, "act of an excramation point"...excramation point bitc.
- Sac.
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