Evapsturbate

When you jack off so hard and a such high speeds that the heat generated form it renders semen into a gas.

I just evapsturbated until immense pain happened.

by Yifflord March 26, 2016

exasterbating

to exercise and masturbate simultaneously

hey! bob quit the gym and is exasterbating at home

by han cholo December 24, 2007

exaserbate

1) To piss off!
2) What Ivan occasionally does to Rob.

Ivan totally exaserbated me by correcting my spelling of exacerbate!!

by RobTheStud December 11, 2008

exasterbated

To be exhausted from a various number of things which may include but are not limited to heavy lifting, eating, sleeping, dropping a duce, or most importantly masturbation.

"Man I'm so exasterbated from stroking the shaft, I'm gonna go take a shit."

by Yorgi April 22, 2006

exasterbating

to jack-off and exercise at the same time

exasterbating is more effective than regular exercise itself

by arnoldo sanchez December 25, 2007

exasturbation

Excessive masturbation,
Pleasuring oneself repetitively to the point of an obsession.

ex. exasturbation is common on Christian campuses.

origin: LWJS 2343

by Suite of Scandle April 28, 2009

exasturbation

When someone is telling an obviously embellished story to stroke their own ego and/or make themselves look good, but they end up looking like a douche canoe instead.

Every time I hear Brian's skydiving story he adds in new exaggerations. I wish he would stop with the exasturbation.

by OblongShlong September 3, 2013