egotistical asshole

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.

person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole

by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016

Egotistical

The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's shortcomings.

egoist: everybody loves my good looks
person 2: congratulations
egoist: everything i have is better from the clothes i wear down to the car i drive
person 2: aww shucks
egoist: i'm not egotistical

by Marney21 August 6, 2007

Emotism

when you feel depressed and excited at the same time.

eg. you have a severe case of emotism.

by aHobo April 23, 2011

egotisticalposttwitt

People who post countless arrogant and lame status updates on FB. Often self-proclaiming that they are the "luckiest people". However, said people should eliminate their excessive time posting and more time working on relationships with their straying significant other. Duh, why else do you think he bought you that nice stuff?

ie: "My friend, the egotisticalposttwitt, has just updated her status again. When will she learn that diamonds, pearls and trips all at once mean her husband is cheatin' on her sorry ass?"

by uran8she June 9, 2011

Evotically

Evotically : a colloquialism from the region of The central tablelands .Meaning the act of hedonistic multi tasking .For instance ,eating ,procreating,drinking to excess all at the same time and in large quantities whilst filming the whole thing on webcam...

" wow that over eaters anonymous video we made went off !clearly finding the right candidates who could perform Evotically enough was the key ,hedonistic alcoholic big gals galore! Good job Barry there's a Xmas bonus in it for you what a stellar orgy of sin.."

by Smuggoth March 4, 2013

Egotistical Drug Irony

When somebody keeps doing drugs and gets an ego from it, when it is the root of why the person shouldn't have an ego. This is also ironically what makes it even harder for the person to quit the habit.

Josh: Yo dawg, wanna smoke some of dat supa fire?

Victor: I'm kind of busy right now... I have, er, a lot to do today...

Josh: Aight dawg whatever mang... more for me fool! Stay chill dawg.

Victor: *Facepalms to himself knowing the Egotistical Drug Irony*

by FrusteratinglyEducational November 13, 2012

Egotistical cunt

Highest tier of ego. Always talks about themselves and downs others. Probably only use discord and have little to no friends In real life. Thinks they are #1 but really nobody enjoys being around them. They also most likely only refer to animes as comebacks and nothing else.

Wow Sora you are an Egotistical cunt.

Your being mean karma you Egotistical cunt.

by BartholomewThe3rdRequium June 21, 2022