evani

Evani is outgoing, pretty and has millions of friends. She has many hoes, and many people that simp over her. She is also the bests when it come to playing volleyball. Don't mess with her or you will get donkeyed by her. If she were an animal she would be tiger and rip your face off. She is also a cancer which makes her a pretty, loyal beast. Treat her with love and respect or get donkeyed by her and her troop of friends. Evani can be greedy and genorous. Treat her with love!!!!!

boy1; evani is so annoying.

boy2: dont say that bro!! you will get donkeyed by her!!!

EVANI: WHAT DID U SAY U BOOTY SLIME LICKER LOOKING AHH

by hgwhsbsjhxksks January 17, 2023

Evanna

term used to describe a chick u really wanna bang

dude that chick is so hot, evanna

by clutch101 January 25, 2011

Evandalize

A mixture between evangelization and vandalization. When one attempts to spread the gospel or convert others in an overly obtrusive way.

This guy knocked on my door and started evandalizing me so I told him to leave.

I'm going to the korn concert today to evandalize some people.

by Wearebob November 24, 2011

evanium tequavious

The sexiest most juicy throbbing thick milkshake ive every seen. He makes me nut at the look of him *moans* i love him. bUt sadly he wants daniel and him and I will forever be apart.

Evanium tequavious the third the fifty sixth cousin twice removed of the 78th son of the 46th prince of the 87th king of the north western side of south Nigeria, IS SUCH A HOTTIE.

by BallsakDanel June 12, 2023

Evanians

Obsessive fans of the sultry Men’s Figure Skating star, Evan Lysacek who often make elaborate plans to kidnap and/or clone the Olympic Gold Medalist and flee the country with him, but would never actually carry out the plans because that would be criminal. Evanians may also occasionally dream of Evan, and his affinity for cornbread.

All of the Evanians were glued to their televisions as he danced his futuristic Cha cha cha.

by LysacekFan May 13, 2010

evanizzle

a pimp that dosent have crunk teeth, a goblet, or pants

Man i get my hoes from one serious evanizzle, fo shizzle

by king of ammudamajahd October 15, 2006

Evangalene

She is the hottest thing alive. Every boy all for her in a second. She is so beautiful that it is blinding and if you ever meet a girl name Evangalene you should be happy because she is the greatest thing alive.

Damn did you see Evangalene she was looking fly as fuck

by Anna beauty April 10, 2019