Ejaculate and Evacuate

rape

OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate

by yeet me November 12, 2018

Evalubated

to evaluate and ejaculate simultaneously

Nick evalubated his professor, making the professor feel satisfied.

by "Steve Kirwan" & Yesmaaaaaaaan November 29, 2012

Evacuate and Ejaculate

Hang out with a hot girl way out of you league, go home and beat your meat.

So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.

Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!

by area51got lindelled May 8, 2021

Evacuate

Euphemism for "surrender," which the MSM considers too embarrassing for the narratives they are pushing.

Ukrainian soldiers evacuated to Siberia winter camps!

by WTWTLOL May 21, 2022

peer evaluation

What happens when the teacher is too lazy to check your submissions, so instead your classmates have to do it for you. Usually done during English classes, especially during drafts.

Arrogant, Annoying, Over-condescending English Teacher: Everyone, once you are finished with your first drafts, give them to a buddy for peer evaluation!

Student: Why don't you do it yourself?

Arrogant, Annoying, Over-condescending English Teacher: This is for your own good, so that you guys can help each other and give suggestions

Student: Aren't you just lazy? Why you always lyinnnnn

by fuckenglishdepartment March 9, 2016

Penetration Evaluation

A method where one conducts thourough analysis to assess whether a specific individual of the opposite sex is considered to be worthy to penetrate - or be penetrated by.

Yoo fam, I would finna smash her/him!
I'm not sure mate, I will have to conduct a Penetration Evaluation.

by Keesie-Oilcorner January 2, 2020

premature evaluation

When someone makes hasty decisions or assessments based on limited data, before more data will show that those assessments are completely flawed.

The way trump has handled C19 is just one premature evaluation to another: from saying everything was under control, to it going away by Easter, to how he promoted hydroxychloriquine, to how the economy was going to see a "V" shaped recovery, and on and on.

by MRMNYC June 15, 2020