Esteban

G O A T. Gotta be the coolest dude in the whole universe and loves being sad. He has a girlfriend named billie eyelash and she sings his favorite indie songs cause her voice bomb as fuck. He’s shy but cool obviously and is like super good at coloring like REALLY REALLY GOOD!

Esteban: Damn I gotta be the best colorer in the world!

Everyone else especially Lauren: STRAIGHT FACTS

by Goat Boi July 5, 2018

Esteban

salty annoying cunt

wow he's being an Esteban today
mad salty

by kys2902 May 17, 2016

Esteban

Some weird mexican shrek loving man who loves to put bananas all over Ron jeremy and making fun of a retarded wizard He is known as the shrek its priest with friends of caillou, little bill and Black Ebola victims

Esteban loves to grope a blackxican with Ebola.

by TacoMaster777 October 10, 2014

Esteban

A spanish pseudonym that comes from "Este man". It is used when a guy is next to you and you don't want him know that you are talking about him. Mostly, it's mentioned by latin people, like a Carlos or a Camila.

Esteban is pretty annoying or Esteban jode.

Esteban doesn't hurry up.

by esteman illingworth July 25, 2010

Esteban

1. "Mamas boy"

2. Unable to grow

Ex:
Esteban: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: WHAT ESTEBAN!!!
Esteban:i love you
Mom: Mammas boy

Ex: WOW man your so short i think u might have DUN DUN DUN "the esteban"

by Jeffrey Morera April 18, 2007

Esteban

An idiot that cheats on his girl with more than one girl and gets mad when she likes other guys pictures.

Im feeling like Esteban .

by Cachorro831 October 19, 2018

Esteban

A person who is really weak.

Wow he can't even carry that box, such an Esteban

by Lincoln69 July 30, 2016