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Textual Eruption

a loosely based pun on snoop's song, "sexual eruption"
when the person you're texting wont stfu
aaron: dude i got a new quad today!!

mike: sweet.. (secretly envious)

aaron (3 hours later): .. and if the rear differential locks up then you can just ... (etc)

mike: cool..

aaron (6 hours later): ... and the handlebars are made of stainless steel with real leather and.. (etc)

mike: you having fun with your textual eruption?

..and so on.
by syntheno May 11, 2010
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Eruptus

Boy: Damn, you're giving me an eruptus!

Girl: Oh my god! That's gross, keep that shit to your self!

Boy: What? It's not a boner! It's different... It's cooler...
by Chancellor 1223 November 3, 2008
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erupting my volcano

in a sense it means masturbation. your penis is the volcano and as of the semen comes out like lava.
This from Fuller House season 1
Jackson: sigh I am exhausted I was up all night erupting my volcano.
Stephanie: Dude TMI.
by FullerHouseking101 March 11, 2021
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Lax Eruption

Involves Magma and Lava. Two AMAZING lacrosse players. Cause volcanic eruptions on the field full of lax skillz, like goals, gb pickups, sick dodges, incredible catches/passes. Have a bond that cant be broken, its hard; like slow cooling extrusive rock.
Coach: I would do anything for a lax eruption on my team.
Players: We need Magma and Lava!
by soooblonde June 6, 2010
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limnic eruption

Gas eruption in a lake situated in an old volcanic crater.

Gas seeps into the lake from the ground underneath, and under the high pressure on the lake bottom it saturates the water, leading to high concentrations of gases like CO2 and Methane. A disruption of the water, such as an earthquake, causes some of the gas to reach higher up in the lake, where the pressure is lower. The gas can then escape the water, forms bubbles and travels to the surface. This opens a gap for more gas to do the same, and a chain reaction occurs.

This eruption of gas can cause a decent-sized tsunami, and the cloud of gas that is left on the surface will travel along the ground, causing death by suffocation. If the gas involved is Methane it can also catch fire and cause an enormous explosion.
The limnic eruption of lake Nyos in August 1986 killed nearly 2000 people and thousands of animals, yet nobody takes the risk of the same thing happening in a much larger scale in the enormous lake Kivu seriously enough to spend money on preventing it. Wow.
by Pynasta December 2, 2013
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Eription

An erection capable of rupturing a woman's cervix and/or general pelvic area. Usually resulting in pain, massive internal bleeding, and death.
"I would love to fuck that chick"
"Dude, your too big. It would be an ERIPTION!!!"
by WILLY A willy a March 16, 2010
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Eructation

Person 1: Woah! Did you hear that eructation!
Person 2: Yeah it was mega loud!
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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