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Erectile Dysfunction

When ur peepee cant get hard cuz u watch 2 much porn. Ur dad likely has E.D. cuz hes an old fag and wants to phuck ur mommy but he has to take this little over priced pill called viagra so his dick can throb and he can bone ur mom.
Dad: Why my peepee not hard?
Mom: Cuz you watch 2 much pornhub and have Erectile Dysfunction.
by Masonw070204 October 8, 2018
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Erectile dysfunction

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional and immature, no wonder he had so many insecurities to pick at, rather than weapons. His erectile dysfunction was a sign of his impotence, not only around the opposite sex, but as a human.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021
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ercetile disfunction

what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis
Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.
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I have erectile dysfunction

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by ADaddylicious October 23, 2019
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Erectile dysfunction

When you get a boner really easily. When you have erectile dysfunction you will see a single person and immediately get hard.
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Erectile dysfunction

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional, he was impotent around the opposite sex. Erectile dysfunction was just a surface symptom.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021
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Erectile dysfunction

My mentally adopted son asked me what a Erectile dysfunction was, so i did a Naruto run yelling "YEET".
by @therealGod May 19, 2018
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