equestriess

noun: A cross between a female equestrian and a princess.
Males should be adequately forwarned about the dangers of equestriess'. Bitches that ride horses scheme with one another due to inherent social/personal insecurities.
A 'princess' is a high-maintenance, spoiled brat.

Hence, a large percentage of the female equestrian population may be considered an "Equestriess".

Ex: The herd of females that arrived to our apartment last night included one equestriess... She successfully blocked my cock between the hours of 10pm and 3am.

by Neil Strauss of mystery February 26, 2011

equestrian

A person who regularly works with horses (NOT to be confused with a horse girl). More often than not they will have such an extreme farmer's tan that their arm is 5 shades darker than their leg. Equestrians are usually very physically strong from riding horses, handling the crazy horses, and pulling heavy stuff around all the time. DO NOT get on an equestrian's bad side, especially if it's a girl that rides Western. The moment you see the Kimes Ranch trucker hat and the rowel spurs, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. If you do anything to hurt her, her friends, or her horse, she will hunt you down and beat your ass up (even though she's so intimidating you probably won't try anything in the first place). Contrary to the popular belief that equestrians are rich, stuffy people, they're all broke as shit and the most down to earth people you will ever meet. If an equestrian gives you criticism or seems harsh, don't take it personally; they're just brutally honest and tell it like it is. Many equestrians also suffer from social anxiety. Example: an equestrian can have a bad fall off their horse and get right back on, as well as put a crazy horse with a temper tantrum right back in its place, but get extremely anxious when they actually have to socialize with others at a gathering or ask for a to-go box in a restaurant. In short, equestrians are different from other people in many ways, but once you get used to them, they are the most loyal friends and the best people you will ever meet.

I'm not a horse girl, I'm an equestrian.

Huh, I never knew Savannah was an equestrian, that's pretty cool.

by kepicket October 18, 2021

Equestie

When your bestie is equestie westie

Girlie 1: Hey equestie!!!!@!

Horse

by Yastiebestie12Yass February 25, 2022

Equestrian

Someone who rides/works with horses. They are professionals so do not be a beginner rider and call yourself an Equestrian .

I'm an Equestrian. I ride and work with horses.

by xmelix February 2, 2019

equestrian az

Orange County of Phx...Best kept secret of AZ. Hidden Southern pocket of Phoenix where all the high roller rich people raise their families. All attend Mountain Pointe and get a dose of real life through the ghetto kids shipped in from south Phx. Equestrian is the little area that raises Ahwatukee's normal real estate prices to make it seem like a good area...Equestrian and Scottsdale stand as the only distinguishers to the methed out fratty area only 2 hours away known as Tucson/UOFA. Residents of Equestrian include Todd McFarlane, Mike Calcavecchia, Ricky Henderson, Matt Leinart, Jake Plummer, Jeff Phillips.

Man that honky must be from tukee, reppin the hood from equestrian az. hes prolly smokin a blunt up on the mountain. mp 09

by jeff skeezball December 8, 2009

Equestrian

Someone who engages in sexual relations with horses and horse like animals. i.e: Zebra, donkeys, and/or mules.

Wow, she is quite the equestrian, just look at how deep that horse is inside of her!

by Tommy More August 9, 2017

equestrian

One hella good rider

"You should have seen her last night, she's definitely and Equestrian!"

by Your average white girl December 13, 2016