by PikaboyMOD February 5, 2022

To look so immensely attractive that you have the capability to end the entire world and it’s existence.
by WillyWilkos September 5, 2021

i know it
i just know it.
is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you
i just know it.
is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you
epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by BenSav December 15, 2021

Humans have started to feel sexual desire for ants i am done with this planet i will go back to my home planet now
by thelastsanebeing February 7, 2022

Hello there. You won't believe me, but i am from the future. This is a message to everyone who wants to live life to the fullest. March 27, 2019 3:39, is when the world will end. You will be sent up into space into space shuttles. You will all land on Mars on May 30, 2020, 10:47 and 75 percent of the Earths population will die. I come from the year 2607.
by God is here today February 22, 2017

The year/month/week/day/hour/minute/second that all (or most) humans will die, be severely injured, or rendered otherwise incapacitated. You can also expect large-scale destruction of infrastructure such as cities and towns, destruction of the global environment/biosphere, an unbreathable atmosphere, widespread radiological contamination, worldwide fires, or a similar XK-Class end-of-the-world scenario
Alien 1: Yo what is going on with Earth
Alien 2: Them shits jus experienced an asteroid crash on they planet
Alien 1: So are they good or like...?
Alien 2: Oh hell nah they just experienced the end of the world
Alien 2: Them shits jus experienced an asteroid crash on they planet
Alien 1: So are they good or like...?
Alien 2: Oh hell nah they just experienced the end of the world
by Kummalii February 28, 2025
