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Emosexual

Misguided children who think that their life in the suburbs is too hard for them. So, they dress in black, refuse to listen to normal music, wear pants so tight that their testicles burst, slit their wrists, and log on to myspace. The world hates them and they hate the world and everything is so said boo-hoo. They will also lock themsleves up in their rooms and ask why their life in the suburb is so bad. Emosexual people aren't real, so don't be careful about what you say. They have no feelings, except sadness. You can beat the crap out of them and the only thing that would happen (besides your laughter) is their boo-hoos. Don't treat them normally or you will get an emo kid who thinks he is cool. Not good at all.
Emosexual #1: Hey look, I'm rich- let me slit my wrists!
Emosexual #2: Yeah everyone hates me. Boo-hoo.
by Justin P. McGee November 6, 2006
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emoteless

Being so full of emotion that no emote nor combination of emotes can really express how you feel.
"Dude, I just got an iPod."

"They now have Pandora for the iPod, and it's free."

"I am emoteless"
by austinhaws September 25, 2008
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EmoTerrorism

Emotional Terrorism or Relationship Ransom. When a friend or relative that you're super close to, all the sudden gives you the silent treatment, not for anything you've done to them directly, but because they feel it's their right in order to force you to change something they don't approve of in your own life.
Example 1:
- Dude, why's your guy giving you the {silent treatment}?

- He's committing {emoterrorism} cuz I won't give him his way on every little thing..

Example 2:
- It seemed like nothing could get between you and your sister.. What happened?

- Oh, she's holding our {relationship ransom} until I make my choice the way she wants it to be made.
by DesignForPeace June 10, 2012
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emotecivable

emo. te. civ. able

adjective
Relating to a state of emotional indecisiveness and instability, as well as not being able to make decisions; often comes in waves
" Don't provoke him, he is in a emotecivable state"
Similar: self-conscious , emotional , confused , melancholy , depressed

Origin: Emotec (latin) + vable (latin) = emotecable
-> emotecivable (english)
" Don't provoke him, he is in a emotecivable state"
by Kaaaton May 31, 2020
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Emoteddys

a person who makes fun of the coolest person evers grammar
Emoteddys: OMG THE GRAMMAR 😭
Me: Go die
Emoteddys: Omg 😭😭😭😭
by liathepoggers June 7, 2021
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emosexual

to my knowledge the best definaition of emosexual would most definatly have to be aaron quisenberry, hes so emosexual!
like oh my god, aaron can wear a size zer, soooo emosexual!
by mama lover April 13, 2005
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emosexual

One who is neither bi nor Gay but pretends to be in order to draw attention to ones self.
Emo: I love girls and boys!! Yay me, be my friend now?

normal person:stfu stop pretending you emosexual fool
by Tory A. February 1, 2008
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