Emokedgranny

crack that 12 year olds smoke while playing kahoot.

Dang, the emokedgranny is good right now!

by avaschnapplolz October 24, 2019

emoknife

sexiest woman alive, top tier e-gf im telling you man. DONT even get me started on her voice i could listen to it 24/7 and never get tired of it. Her beauty is just beyond my understanding how can a human being be so perfect … she’s obsessed w scaramouche & a GENSHIN addict this woman barely leaves her house antisocial asf!!!

“ cuz everyone keeps saying deliiia and not deeelia u get me”
- Delia 2020

Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, emoknife.

Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.

-

by loverio356 August 3, 2021

emocide

In short, a feeble/lame attempt at suicide by someone of the emo persuasion. Emosides are for attention purposes only, and NEVER result in actual death. (i.e. taking 4 Zoloft tablets insead if 1, a self-inflicted AirSoft gunshot to the head, choking yourself with rubberband)

Ben: Todd commited emocide 4 times this week!
Clint: Wish he would just get it over with.

by Ben&Clint April 10, 2006

eCock-block

When the new porn you're downloading is 5% from completion and the download speed drops considerably or stops completely.

It was just about beat time when my shitty service provider totally eCock-blocked my Jenna Haze download.

by LosrDogg August 17, 2009

emocrat

Teenage kids who think they know politics but just go with the party their parents don't endorse.

"I hate George Bush because he likes dead Iraquis and is only fighting for oil LOL"~emocrat

Stop being such an emocrat you really have no idea what you are talking about

by el caballo February 20, 2005

emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.

"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain

by The Captain August 14, 2004

emoclone

a sad thing that came to life by the the mass-marketing of emo music. attend to an emo concert and you will think the person standing in front of you is the twin of the one behind you - or next to you - or behind that one...

distinct features:
-baggy pants
-tight shirts (preferably black, band shirts, indie motivs or just thrift store)
-chucks or vans
-black greasy mop-top hair, covers at least one eye
-silver jewellery
-black glasses
-at least one piercing/tattoo (if mommy allowed)
-dance style: "congestion" or "headache"

the emoclone is the epitomee of individual style gone commercial

-*rub eyes* wow i guess i´m drunk i keep seeing the same guy with the greasy hair over and over!
-no those are emoclones. *shudder*

by soul76 December 15, 2004