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penis embargo

To not want a relationship with any man or anybody who has a penis.
You know what, I'm going on a penis embargo. I'm so sick of men.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 1, 2018
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emorgasm

when you cum but your crying at the same time....grinding to dashboard
Dude, that cute little emo freshman makes me want to emorgasm. HAWT
by Niki WIlliams May 2, 2005
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trade embargo

To prohibit ones friends from engaging in sexual conduct with a previous partner.
"Dude she's under a trade embargo, you can't go there!"
by Micro_P January 27, 2012
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penis embargo

When a person decides they had enough of the cock and they refuse to allow entry of the cock.
Jane declared a penis embargo when she caught Jack cheating on her.
by Jonas Velouria December 7, 2005
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penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.
Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.
by Penis Valuer February 22, 2009
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Emorgi

In texting, one uses a wide variety and number of emoji/emoticons.
These are some emorgi symbols.

:-) :) :o) : :3 :c) :> = 8) =) :} :^) :っ)>:P :-P :P X-P x-p xp XP :-p :p =p :-Þ :Þ
>: :-( :( :-c :c :-< :っC :< :- : :{<3 </3}:-) }:) 3:-) 3:)o/\o ^5 >_>^ ^<_<
:-D :D 8-D 8D x-D xD X-D XD =-D =D =-3 =3 B^D>:O :-O :O °o° °O° :O o_O o_0 o.O 8-0
by CKWon May 3, 2013
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Turd Embargo

Depending on the context, a "turd embargo" is:

1) A total inability to defecate (i.e. shit) for an extended period of time, or under normal circumstances, because your body has decided to halt the manufacture and exportation of magic butt fudge. Typically caused by diet, drugs, or existential angst. Also known as "severe constipation";

Or

2) Deliberate and systematic exclusion of a specific person from social gatherings because they are obnoxious, loud, creepy, or otherwise socially undesirable, i.e. a "turd".
(Example 1): "Hey Jackhole, there's only 1 bathroom in this bar, and you're holding it up. So take some damned Ex-Lax ; lift the turd embargo!"

(Example 2): "Dude, why didn't you invite my brother to this party?!"

"Because he literally FUCKED my X-Box at the last party, in front of everyone - no foreplay, no lube, not even a god-damn reacharound. It hasn't worked right since then, so he's under a permanent turd embargo."
by Admiral Viggo September 20, 2016
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