Puppy Sized Elephants

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.

Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010

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Elephant

A grey animal with a trunk, bigger than a cat but smaller then the Moon.

" Look at that majestic elephant it is so beautiful"

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Elephant Shit

All news/propiganda from American right wing mass media. Made generally for simple minded folks but has been known to grind away at IQ levels and crush hopes and faith in humanity.

FOX,CNN,MSNBC mostly spew Elephant Shit

I can't believe I pay for this Fucking Elephant Shit!!
Rush is full of Elephant Shit!
We are up to our ears in Elephant Shit!!!

by Hatchetman1 February 17, 2010

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Elephant Tug

To jerk ones dick.

Pichu gave an elephant tug.
Inferno is to young to get elephant tugs.

by Elephant Tug November 8, 2014

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gay elephant

An extremely fat gay guy who loves to take it up the ass

Dude Eric is such a gay elephant

by YELLOWMAN February 23, 2015

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pink elephant wedding

A wedding where something is obviously very wrong, or out of place
Where everyone knows about it but no one will talk about it
In most cases the bride or groom is secretly gay

"Everyone but the bride knows the groom is gay. It's gonna be a pink elephant wedding!"

by MadCheshireCat September 12, 2005

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Golden Elephant

A sexually explicit act involving two male participants, in which one participant is made to lie prostrate on a matt or other soft or spongy surface while the other partakes in an act of sexual urination on the first participant. Urination is typically undertaken systematically along the length of the body in a style reminiscent of an elephant's use of its trunk, thereby invoking the moniker. In the southern hemisphere urination typically proceeds from the bottom up.

"You owe me a Golden Elephant", "When are you going to give me that Golden Elephant that you promised?" or "When am I going to get my Golden Elephant", etc...

by ZeHamster May 25, 2009

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