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Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator

Oh, this is a ripe one lads, pull up a sofa. It started wayyyyyy back in ought 5. Back in those days, when a horse hacker manages to o pine the top hatch of an amalgomous feces fence, proprietarily, the radio detective decouples the vernier anomaly from the upper frequency ratio, which is the square inverse of the prenontemporal modulation sine waveform function. Conversely, when the agreed upon interference parameters are disproportionately and semi entirely achieved manually, an appropriate interference procedure can be re generated hyperbolically, and applied to the lower quadrant via ionic particulate deposition practices. Afterward, the unit can be cleaned with a pressure mop and returned to service instantaneously, using relativistic enhancers.
The Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator was used to locate, my BOYFRIEND, Osama Bin Laden (no relation).
by ellsworthtoohey July 19, 2021
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Electronegative

in reference to someone who is desperate or really jonesing to reach their goal e.g. someone who's really desperate for a mate esp. someone who obtains a mate in a egregious or toxic manner e.g. someone who obtains a mate through deception or manipulation
Bruh, he pretended to be a billionaire to get me to bed him; thereafter, however, I found out he wasn't a billionaire what a electronegative person he was -- Astatine was a great shag though I suppose he was quite desperate for one.
by Murser March 9, 2022
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Electromagnetic Field

The thing that all those dorks who put the hoes over the bros have.
by technogodCEO January 2, 2025
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Electromagnetic-Ewan

This word is used to describe people who smell of 5p colognes and margarita paninis. You will often find these creatures in primary schools looking for a place to whip there arse out.
Electromagnetic-ewan is a fat bastard
by Ph1ll1p0s March 24, 2025
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electromagnetism

Read more: Electromagnetism
by YeahItsStolen April 15, 2025
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The dream of moving beyond just using visible light and radio waves to master every frequency of EM energy, from long radio waves to deadly gamma rays. It means perfect sensing, perfect stealth, perfect communication, and perfect energy projection. Imagine radar that can see through walls, LiDAR that maps everything in 3D, communication lasers that can’t be intercepted, and directed energy weapons all stemming from the same fundamental mastery of photons. It’s the key to becoming ghosts or gods on any battlefield.
Example: "Their new spy plane isn't about one sensor; it's about full electromagnetic spectrum harnessing. It uses microwave radiometers to sense underground bunkers, infrared to track heat signatures through fog, and lasers to fry enemy drones. It sees everything."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Seizures Are Any ElectroMagnetic Pulse: The Mathematical Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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