Ebert's Law

Film critic Roger Ebert's philosophy to criticizing works: "It's not what it's about, it's HOW it's about it."

This applies to any type of work, be it films, TV shows, music, books, etc.

Occasionally an unsuspecting innocent will stumble into a movie like this and send me an anguished postcard, asking how I could possibly give a favorable review to such trash. My stock response is Ebert's Law, which reads: A movie is not about what it is about. It is about how it is about it. -- Roger Ebert

by Judas Zala July 10, 2011

Everton

The team that the ordinary people of Liverpool (ie "SCOUSERS", not Welsh people or Tykes or Cockneys or Yokels or Scandinavians )love to love. Not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they're OUR team from OUR city.

We love you EVERTON we do. Nuff said.

by Mick D August 29, 2003

everton

The peoples club, simply the pride of Merseyside, always has been always will be. If your an Evertonian they mean the fuckin world to you and you just love them no matter how much pain they put you through. They have to put up with total bullshit from those scummy kopites who have been massive fans since May 2005 but it doesn't matter because champions league or no champions league just being an Evertonian is good enough.

Evertonians are born not manufactured, we do not choose we are chosen, those who understand do not need explination, those who dont understand do not matter. NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM

by DannyEFC September 12, 2006

ejection seat

A sexual position in which the woman lays down on her back and man stradles her face. In this position the man reverse titty fucks the woman while the woman tosses his salad. After the man cums he then initiates a fart in the woman's face at which time she is so disgusted that she pushes him off...hence the ejection seat.

My girlfriend was in a kinky mood last night so I gave her an ejection seat to get my ass munched on and so I could cum on her tits.

by Pacos November 1, 2005

Ebert

Strong in mind and body. Loyal and well respected. Very friendly and has a sence of humor. A not well known name, but unique and has a nice rythem to it.

Use 1: There goes Ebert, winning all smiles.
Usage 2: That man has ebert in him!

by Okyes December 3, 2016

Double Ejection

To eject from both ski's whilst wiping out on a ski run or jump.

Q. Was that wipe-out a double or single ejection?

by Cameron March 30, 2004

The Siskel and Ebert

When hooking up with a girl, you insert one thumb in her anus and the other in her vagina. (Two thumbs up!)

Krishelz told me that Holly was feeling kinky so he gave her The Siskel and Ebert!

by Krishelz Mendoza January 6, 2008