Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichner

noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)

verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant

Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.

by zyzz_legacy February 1, 2022

can't hit your ass with either hand

Unable to accomplish tasks.

You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!

by macput1 June 10, 2016

I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED

I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT

Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

Either/Or

A great hypothetical game to play at a bar or at work to find out who you think is the hottest or most disgusting person. You have to choose between two people on which you’d have missionary style sex, lights on, eyes open, and you can’t choose death.

Dude, Either/Or: Tatiana or Alex. You have to bang one or the other and can’t choose death.

by TexasDiesel February 21, 2021

It’s either pussy or the commas

Post Malone lyric - Go Flex. What you say when you’re cheesed about some shit

I swear they ain’t have time for women on the come up, it’s either pussy or the commas

by Shizzy-D December 10, 2018

either-neither

either one or the other or none.

There are three men trying to woo and marry a girl. Either-neither will marry that girl.

by uttam maharjan October 15, 2011