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eessa

This rediculously sexy beast is known to be found grazing primarily at KFC watering holes. However on special calendar days Nandos would also be considered an Eessa hotspot.

Known for their expertise in gaming, eessa's thrive on separating the men from the noobs.

Considered Endemic by some, Eessas should be conserved and protected. Placing chicken and laptops in a well lit, warm room provides an ideal habitat.
Q -Did you see that sexy beast?

A - yea deffinately an Eessa!

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Man I ate so much KFC, I feel like an eessa.
by Minecrafty1 December 23, 2013
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Essay

In the educational system, an essay is a long informational paper that is supposed to be 3 or more pages long with an introduction, at least 3 "detailed" body paragraphs with "source citations" up the wazoo, a conclusion, AND a bibliography with at least (insert large number here) "reliable" sources (NOT Wikipedia). Oh, and did I mention that some of these sources need to be from books & magazines that we always need to run to the library for, too? The topics for these wretched pieces of work are almost always going to be out of your control, so prepare to write about absolute bull. Research for these papers require hours of web surfing and/or book searching, since you need both a "reliable" source and a source in which you can extract a considerable amount of info from. So don't be surprised if you find yourself venturing beyond page 2 of the Google results. In addition to the pain you must endure from just finding useful info in a sea of crap, you must also cite almost EVERYTHING using MLA Format, putting the icing on the cake of frustration. If you don't, your whole essay will be a complete waste (see plagiarism).If you are in high school or college, you also have to write a lengthy evaluation of the sources themselves in your bibliography (a.k.a. "Annotated Bibliography"), which means even MORE running around. Once that cluster of bull is dealt with, the average academic essay is done, and the hell-bent burden of essay writing is lifted. . . for now.
Man, I feel like I just wrote an essay about essays on UD, lengthy words and everything. I gotta lay down. . .

*1 week later*

Aw crap, now I got a legit essay to write. Welcome back to hell.
by BCB5 December 6, 2012
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Elissavet

Elissavet, or Eli for short, is an amazing person. Not only is she beautiful, kind-hearted and empathetic, she's also smart, creative and ambitious.

She's the kind of girl who's radiating charm and personality will captivate you instantly. And her beautiful smile will ensure you never want to leave again.

Being her friend is endless fun as Elissavet is very open minded for all kinds of activities and doesn't shy away from introducing you to new things either. Around her it will never become boring.

Elissavet is a very caring person and through compassion, advice and action she supports and improves the people close to her and never lets them down.

She's very commited to her chosen goals, setting herself a high bar. Her ambition is a source of inspiration to the people around her and there's no doubt that Elissavet will achieve what she sets her mind to!

It's impossible to list all the great attributes that make an Elissavet. To abbreviate, she is a one-of-a-kind blend of charm, beauty, smarts and passion - consider yourself lucky if you happen to know one.
She's such a great person, almost like an Elissavet
by UrSunny December 15, 2021
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Eisha

Eisha is a dark brown haired girl and brown/black eyes. She is the most amazing person you'll ever meet she may seem weird at first but get to know her. If you treat her well she will treat you well you should NEVER let an Eisha go. Call dibs on her.She's athletic but girly she is fast. If your athletic she's perfect for you. She may seem ugly at a young age but when she's a teen everyone will be adoring her.She is going to achieve in life and be rich. Get her before your chance is lost
When you first see her: I don't like Eisha she's ugly
When u get to know her: Oh my gosh she is so pretty and kind I wish I could have her I call dibs
by Amiela6871 December 21, 2017
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Essay

Work that teachers do to torture their students. No one likes them and teachers except for the teachers who love watching their students suffer.
Essays are the worst thing to happen to earth since kids started turning imo
by JuiceMan30 February 16, 2019
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elissa

When you look at an elissa your mind explodes because of how gorgeous she is . You get a boner when you see an elissa i have😵she is so so so so sokloo fucking beautiful kind and sweet she will stick there by your side no matter what thats whey people with the name elissa are amazing
omg look its elissa she is sooo cute

"i know right and shes single..im brain is melting shes so hot
by Pepsi hot April 20, 2018
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Eisha

Yo, There's Eisha! I wish I was as cool as her....
by Mhm:) December 5, 2010
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