einsteins

Noun

Definition: Reading or prescription glasses

When I head to the club looking for honeys I have to rock my stunna shades, but when I'm trying to keep it proffesional I rock the einsteins.

by Phmogli August 19, 2008

einstein

A german who posseses great wisdom and incredible bounts of sexiness . he also rips his school pants and makes them into shorts on the odd occasion or two. Nonetheless a sexy beast wanted by all and who cannot be accessed by crane because all cranes are too small to deal with his beautiful physical and metaphysical entirety.

Rad: WOW LOOK AT THAT EINSTEIN!

by radical1234 November 8, 2011

einstein

Refering to brain, dome, or a blow job.

Man, that chick give good einstein.
You should get einstein from that girl.

by Michael Roldan July 20, 2008

einstein

When you hold your hand on your penis like your going to jerk off. Then your partner or friend grabs your arm and does the jerking motion for you.

I wanted to have my girlfriend jerk me off but she was to prude so i made her give me an Einstein.

by Urbanski8940 June 13, 2009

Einsteins

Great man Einstein. Theory of relativity AND gave a name to those frizzy fly away hairs on the side of your head that just won't stick down, no matter how much gunk/frizz busting product you slap on there.

"Dude your Einsteins have a life of their own, what did you do last night? Sleep in a ditch?!"

by Evil Doll December 12, 2006

einstein

brain; head; blowjob

Gimmie dat einstein.

by ilovebdf November 17, 2010

einsteined

Verb. the act of being called out on acting or doing something lame/dumb.

Guy #1: OK, I'm going to go home and watch a movie with my mom. See all you later!

Guy #2: Wow, you watch movies with your mom? That's so lame.

Guy #3: (to Guy#1)You just got einsteined, man.

by lovecarlii May 27, 2009