egyptianed

the act of having sex like a pyramid; the girl is the sphinx, and the guy is the pharoah.

I was egyptianed by my boyfriend last night, and it was the best sex ive ever had.

by jetskilife October 8, 2009

egyptian windstorm

The act of farting in a girls face while in a 69 position.

I gave Linds an Egyptian windstorm last nigh and she was pissed

by bruce the duce September 6, 2009

egyptian goggles

Placing one's balls over a sleeping victim's eyes.

We gave that moron a pair of egyptian goggles because he fell asleep first.

by Scott November 13, 2003

Egyptian Waffle

Instead of wanting to have sex in the dunes, your girlfriend grinds you nut sack into the sand with her knee and then spits in your eye like a camel.

Him: Dude, how was your vacation to the shore with the new girlfriend?
You: It sucked. She made Egyptian waffles the first night.

by JoeTonigh October 8, 2010

Egyptian Shitstorm

An advanced sexual prank to perform during ejaculation. To practice this prank, you must pretend to ejaculate into your partners mouth, but right as you climax, turn around and perform the shitstorm onto their face. This is a highly advanced technique in which you need to perfectly time your shitstorm together with the ejaculation.

Girl 1: "How was he in bed girlll?"

Girl 2: "He performed the Egyptian Shitstorm on me..."

Girl 1: "Oh no"

by EgyptianShitstorm February 19, 2021

egyptian zipline

A hard-on that you get at night which keeps you from sleeping.

The teacher asked Tommy why he failed his test. He said it was because he had an egyptian zipline last night.

by Egyptianzipline4lyfe November 1, 2013

egyptian tea

After a hard workout, When you are covered I sweat you perform a tea bag on someone.

Ahh man i gave her a Egyptian tea before I dumped her

by RjCanada August 23, 2017