A sexual act that takes months to prepare for. The first step involves growing an Egyptian dick beard similar to king tut. Then you sit on someone's face with your ass cheeks on their eyes, your grundel on their nose, & your balls in their mouth. Now while bobbing up and down on their face do the z shaped Egyptian arm thing.
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Getting sprayed with fecal matter during anal sex usually due to uncontrollable diarrhea caused by drinking foreign water.
I was completely hitting this hotty from behind when she gave me an egyptian sprinkler and got shit all over me.
by ShockinglyMexican December 8, 2010
Get the Egyptian Sprinkler mug.When a couple decide to take their relationship further, with both parties shitting in a bathtub, and then one partner receives anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position. Like riding a boat.
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Get the Egyptian Firecracker mug.A slightly hairer version of the plain old teabag. Thought to be related to the fact that the peoples of the Middle East have thick, dark hair.
Cindy came up coughing violently when Chuck gave her the old Egyptian teabag. Maybe he should catch up to the 2000s and trim the boys! - Sol R.
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Get the Egyptian Teabag mug.It is when a man is sitting on a woman's face, his balls are ever-so-strategically placed over her eyes like a silk pillow...while he farts into her nose.
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