Egoseismic 

Link from GMM

Link is so egoseismic that he thinks he prevents earthquakes.

Egoseismic by Earthquake Man June 12, 2012

Egoseismic 

A form of narcissism that assumes that the person is the cause of earthquakes in their location.

You are egoseismic to believe that there are earthquakes in Los Angeles because you live there.

Egoseismic by The4thRider June 12, 2012

egoseismic 

The belief that your personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes.

Rhett: Since we've been out here we haven't experienced an earthquake, but back in North Carolina they DID have one.

Link: Maybe it's US! Maybe our moving out here redirected the epicenter of the nation's earthquakes!

Rhett: That's called egocentric thinking, thinking that we had something to do with it.

Link: I think it'd be egoSEISMIC.

egoseismic by quanticat June 12, 2012

egoseismic 

The belief that one's own actions or location determines the frequency of earthquakes in a given area.

Link's egoseismic outlook led him to believe that earthquakes could not happen in a given city when he was there.

egoseismic by OSUguy1990 June 12, 2012

Egoseismic 

When the a person believes the positioning of themselves affects earthquakes.

I know we just moved from North Carolina to California, but no earthquakes have happened here. Though there has been one in North Carolina after we left. I think it must be us.

Person 2: That is egoseismic thinking.

Egoseismic by The Mythical Monster June 12, 2012

Egoseismic 

The egocentric belief that earthquakes or other seismic activities and events are effected by one's presence.

After a recent relocation to an area which through the media had become popularized as a hot spot for seismic activity, Link became disillusioned through his egoseismic thinking that the extended period of time without seismic activity had been a direct effect of his presence.

Egoseismic by BFreeRenegade June 12, 2012

egoseismic 

The act of thinking that one's presence in a given area directly correlates with the amount of earthquakes in that area.
(As coined by YouTube legend Link Neal of RhettandLink)

"We haven't been in an earthquake since we moved here. Maybe us moving here re-directed the U.S. epicenter of earthquakes to where we came from."
"That's egotistical thinking, saying that we had something to do with the earthquakes."
"I would call it 'egoseismic' thinking."

egoseismic by CarBen Dioxide June 12, 2012