Egoseismic Thinking

The egocentric belief that earthquake patterns shift away from you depending on where you are in the world.

"Hey Rhett, I think when we moved to California the earthquakes shifted back to North Carolina where we were!" "No Link, thats just egoseismic thinking."

by The Mythical Beast June 12, 2012

egoseismic

The ability of one to redirect the U.S. seismic epicenter to his current geographical location. Antonym- "antiegoseismic." As defined by Rhett & Link on "Good Mythical Morning" Monday, March 5, 2012.

With his egoseismic properties, Hawk Man brought a quake of destruction everywhere he went.

by SoggyWafl June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

Believing you caused an earthquake.

Link: Maybe it's us. Maybe us coming out here, redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from.

Rhett: That's called egocentric thinking, Link. Now did you think that we had something to do with the earthquakes in the big world.

Link: I would call it egoseismic thinking.

by rhettandlink3 June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

The belief that your location directly effects the locations of earthquakes throughout the world

Link: I think that us moving out to California caused the Earthquakes to stop
Rhett: That's rather egoseismic thinking there

by StupidButCunning June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

The notion that your location on earth will determine or affect the location of earthquake epicenters.

When moving to California, I, being my egoseismic self, pushed the epicenter of earthquakes to North Carolina.

by GoodMythicalMorning June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

A self centered belief that Earthquakes or seismic shifts happen wherever you happen to live (Not to be confused with Anti-Egoseismic

A: God, there've been like, twenty earthquakes in L.A. since I got here! I think they're following me!

B: Dude, you're being Egoseismic, stop...

by juskarath June 12, 2012

egoseismic

The inflated thinking that one's own presence, mojo, swagg, etc. is enough to cause the earth to quake.

Link: "This place never had an earthquake until I moved here."
Rhett: "You egoseismic bastard."

by failget June 12, 2012