Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open on your asscrack, until their face and mouth are covered in shit, and your anus is lukewarm, almost sopping wet but not quite; using the persons face as toilet paper.

I used him for human efficiency

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient)

An algorithm that determins the efficientcy of an email sent by one person to one or more recipients with no body text but just a subject line. AN efficient email will be no higher than 1000. This calculation is as follows

EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient) = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.

by EOMGuy September 3, 2009

Southern Efficiency

The lackadaisical attitude toward accomplishing tasks in the American south.

This organization is the epitome of Southern Efficiency. The issues just keep piling up.

by DarkArc April 5, 2025

High Efficiency Washing Machine

A washing machine that uses very little water as possible to wash your clothes. They take longer to wash than a traditional washer, have cheaply made electronic control boards, often lasts less than 10 years, and still can't clean as well as older washers. On the top load machines, the tub brake and suspension systems found on many older machines is replaced with self balancing sensors, which if they fail for some reason to correct an out of balance situation, will cause the machine to shake itself apart violently (literately exploding). They often have poor ventilation, allowing odor causing bacteria to grow inside when not in use, even when the door or lid is left open.

High efficiency washing machines are a complete joke compared to older washers!

by kagome122885 September 19, 2020

Efficiency Bot

Someone who whines about efficiency and/or metrics all the time but barely does anything to actually fix it.

Vacation bot: “We call them Efficiency Bot but their full name is Corporate Efficiency Blockchain Database Metrics Champion Bot. What’s efficient about that?”

Or

Person A: “The metrics just keep getting worse!”
Person B: “Dude you’re such an Efficiency Bot. If you want the metrics to improve then start working instead of whining all day.”

by Olivesandolives June 19, 2025

Rule-efficiency

Rule-efficiency (noun): A term used to refer to the ability of rules to generate patterns that are effective in producing new experiences and achieving desired goals. It is also used to measure the effectiveness of rules in achieving their intended results.

By measuring rule-efficiency, we can determine which strategies are more effective for achieving our goals.

by Phieyl January 16, 2023

Efficient

Another word for boring.

“Wow, Jeff is so efficient”
“You mean he’s boring?”

by PinkyWinkyGotYou April 1, 2021