Musical Eargasum

Music that sounds so good it feels like it is fucking you in the ear.

I was sitting at Matt's house last night and had a musical eargasum!

by KatieRed October 19, 2007

Escargatoire

A snail hostelry; being a place where snails can snuggle up to each other and relax without fear of being trodden on with the hobnail boots of a passing deity, rather like as with mankind with his relation to a country inn on coming back from a hard day’s labour.

If a thoughtless snail can have faith in where it is going when it crosses the road to get to its escargatoire, why then cannot a man, who is much smarter, cross the street without going in fear of his life? Is it because he thinks he lives in fear, or that he does not think like a snail?

by Zamboozee March 5, 2011

Eargasm

The euphoric feeling that arrises when you clean your ear with a cotton swab or Q-tip.

Oh, I had an eargasm. I just used a Q-tip to purge my ear of wax.

by Zorak1991 December 21, 2008

EARGASM

That wonderful feeling you get when digging around in a really itchy ear with a Q-Tip.

"Yea I know I'm kicking my leg like a dog and moaning.. but I was having an eargasm with this Q-tip.. sorry.."

by Tru2 September 30, 2007

Escargot'go

The placing of the french delicacy Escargot (snails)on the vaginal region and repeatedly screaming "go go go" in a repulsive french accent.

Adelais lay on her bed with legs wide open, while smoking a cigar and enjoying a self serving of Escargot'go.

by DanielNH October 17, 2008

Eargasm

The action that takes place inside one's ears/ear when a sound or combination of sounds(music, or other eardrum companions) enters your ears/ear and is so amazing that you feel as though your ears just Cam and need a cigarette before they go back for round two.

Bob, did you hear that new Bassnectar beat?

Yes Joe, I did. I Eargasmed 4.5 times, but then my ipod died.

by Andromeda Sagan November 5, 2010

Eargasm

Definition - After hearing an amazing song, you fill that you have, indeed, climaxed through the organ of hearing.

Ex: Zac - Brand New is one of those bands that you HAVE to have in your life, in order to live.
Taylor - haha, i think i've listened to one or two of their songs before.
Zac - they probably caused an ear orgasm.
Zac - eargasm

by zacsexypants18 March 18, 2011