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I'm not mormon earring

The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).
I was totally hitting on that girl from the coffee shop the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.
by Sizzam March 3, 2008
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erroneous boneous

When a man receives a completely unexplainable erection.
Yo i got that erroneous boneous in church yesterday!
by Phat Pat 69er March 8, 2009
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Reebok Earrings

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the male positions the female's feet up towards her head near her ears.
I gave that chick a pair of reebok earrings last night.
by Sllewdear May 9, 2017
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(Fake Diamond earring)

just Two Fricking Question marks with diamonds.
What else is there???
by GabeGamingYT November 5, 2017
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Potara earrings

Earrings from the Dragon ball universe that let the two people who wear them on opposite ears fuse after the earrings make them touch tips. The fusion was supposed to be permanent until Dragon ball super happened and it wasn't.
Goku and Vegeta used the potara earrings to become Vegito. Then, Vegito kicked the shit out of Buu-Han until Buu-Han ate Vegito and he defused because of Buu's stomach acids.

Goku and Vegeta fused again to anal Zamasu. They pulled off a Final Kamehameha before they defused because the writers wanted Trunks to use the Spirit to defeat Zamasu.

Cauliflia and Kale used the potara earrings to become Kefla so they could defeat Goku until he went ultra instinct and wiped Kefla's ass.
by Coochie_Catcher0621 November 12, 2019
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Earon

He is athletic and very handsome and has very big dick is incredible in bed so if you get an Earon better hold him down lady's
Omg did you see Earon yesterday he looked so sexy
by Swagger all day long March 15, 2017
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Orang-eapron

Similar to the endangered ginger Sumatran primate, the Orang-eapron is a near-humanoid species whose herds congregate in large out of town DIY warehouses. Possessing only rudimentary language skills, the Orang-eapron are slowly evolving and in some parts of the world are learning to use tools.
After forty-five years loyal service at the bank, Bert left on a bleak Friday afternoon with a tear in his eye and a carriage clock in his briefcase. Within two weeks, bored off his tits, he'd been recruited as an Orang-eapron and spent his days misdirecting customers and giving bad advice on home improvements. All at unbeatable prices.
by The Brown Piper May 2, 2007
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